national sorbet day

national sorbet day is celebrated on the second day of september, aka no simp september, this day is for my friends birthday, known as sorbet. HEADASS CAN SIMP THIS MONTH BECAUSE ITS HIS BDAY. NOT BASED 😒

"HAVE YOU HEARD OF NATIONAL SORBET DAY I HEARD THEYRE CELEBRATING THE BDAY OF A HOT MAN"
"YES ITS MY BDAY IM THE HOT MAN"

by theheadassblank September 1, 2021

national whiteboybasketballdrip day

July 24, the day of celebrating the track star and celebrity @Whiteboybasketballdrip.

What day is it today?
Its national Whiteboybasketballdrip day!

by Not_Nick October 6, 2022

National pop a titty day

It’s national pop a titty day which mean lady’s pop one

Pop a titty for National pop a titty day

by Helloimhere April 29, 2022

National send booty pic day

All of April is a free pass for a booty pic

Boy: send booty pic
Girl: why
Boy: all this month it is national send booty pic day
Girl: ok bet

by Imdesperateplzsenda April 20, 2020

national susan day

a day where we all appreciate susan

it’s national susan day, we have to celebrate

by ur mom.loves.me September 22, 2022

national suck my balls day

national suck my balls day

it’s national suck my balls day so suck my ballz.

by BIGPAPI167 June 27, 2023

National Give an Otter a Cookie Day

Occuring on July 29th, its the day where you give your favorite otter friend a cookie!

"Hey, do you have the cookies prepared? Tomorrow is National Give an Otter a Cookie Day!"

by Anonymous Person Smile July 28, 2022