Baby Boy Syndrome

When a smooth baby boy enters your life and swoops you off your feet like never before. So you continuously search for that same feeling again.

Her: He's only 24!
Him: ohhh... I think you've got baby boy syndrome.

by A Doc March 2, 2025

Baby's first fandom

A stupid fucking retarded response to basic dissent, because what is being criticized is prevalent in fandoms.

*The comment is attached to unironic, non-satirical, way too decent comic art of Optimus Prime passionately cuddling Allied Master computer.

Person: Can you NOT FUCKING SHIP Allied Mastercomputer and Optimus Prime TOGTHER, Them literally just condoning each other's existence IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING MISCHARACTERIZATION TO EVEN REMOTELY EXIST, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH.

Chronically online kid: Baby's first fandom 💔, (Yap nonsense about how every community has shipping and its an ancient thing idgaf.)

by Vice signal March 6, 2025

hay baby

People from Indiana who fall in love with Scarecrows

Dale fell in love with a scarecrow. what a hay baby

by Mbrett6 March 7, 2025

A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.

ok wait WHAT

me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
yu:@!#%^Yy283qy)*#EyrndP(*AYEtp9FEW

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

Baby Feeders

Baby Feeders or Babyfeeders are another word to describe a pair of big tiddies.

“Would you look at the Baby Feeders on this woman”

“Damn they so big”

by Zodiac Zach March 10, 2025

Baby Gay

A ‘baby gay’ is a fruity individual who recently came out of the closet. Baby gay’s may wear a lot of rainbows, maybe speak in ‘cringy’ slang such as “Gay panic!” or “Ew, a straggot!”, they are just as ‘cringy’ and ‘innocent’ as they come.

You would be considered a baby gay if you recently came out of the closet in the past couple years, but more specifically how you act when you do. It’s not exactly a bad thing, every fruity individual went through their ‘cringy Cavetown and rainbow everything’ phase.

Whatever you do though, don’t intervene—it’s canon.

“Woah look at them! They are all rainbow and sparkles!”
“Awwe a baby gay! They must be protected at all costs!”

by marsbarskitty March 10, 2025

Sugar Baby

(n) a pretty guy worth spoiling, who thinks you are a sexy goddess.

Sugar Baby: My man is such a Sugar Baby in his kitty boy maid cosplay, I definitely want to him to "service" me!

by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025