by Dustoff1162 September 30, 2017
A penis, not necessarily a big one, but one that feels so good, or a woman lives so much, that she stays attached and monogamous with a guy, even if he's a deadbeat, and a bum.
Jimmy must have a sugar head, for Brenda to still be with him. He's manegy & broke all of the time, but she wouldn't part with him for a sack of gold.
by HomerRodeheaver May 17, 2022
by blunto September 14, 2022
An online troll who was unable to perform sexually so rather than seek medical advise from a professional, it's opted to conceal it's identity in order to write unwitty definitions about their exes on the urban dictionary website.
by Ms. Katrina October 19, 2017
by crs April 22, 2020
by Areyoudaqween April 09, 2019
Someone who's "touching cloth" (in serious need of a shit and is breaching the gate) and has a prolapsed rectum
John: that guy with the pink ribbons walking a bit tight swift?
Fred: obviously got turtleneck head calling
Fred: obviously got turtleneck head calling
by Bannotti March 22, 2017