poop read

A unit of measurement. The number of poops it takes to complete a selected reading

This is a great book. It should take you about 7 or 8 poop reads to get through it.

by shamalamadingdong988 April 11, 2014

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Poop cringes

The sensation you get when you need to shit, any you feel your bowls trying to push out the turd while your anus tries to hold it bac.

" I hope there is a bathroom near by. I am feeling the poop cringes ."

by Matyno_ May 15, 2016

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A rare occurrence for most. But for a select, fortunate few this can happen on a number of occasions in their lifetime.

n; The finely smooth turd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. Just when you think it can't get better you look down to admire the specimen you've created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.

Perfection Poop.

Sally: "Did you just...?"

Anthony: "Yes. I produced my first Perfection Poop."

Sally: "I love you so much."

by damountainous October 23, 2011

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poop tugboat

1) A little piece of poop with string tied to it so you can drag it along.

2) Someone who is being totally lame.

- Person A: Dude, check out my poop tugboat!
Person B: That thing is sick, dootang!

-- Person A: That part was banana splits off the nuts crunchin, but Mike was being such a poop tugboat.
Person B: Heck yeah, he being totally lame city.

by nicoga3000 December 9, 2010

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