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Mushroom

A type of fungus that can be edible or poisonous. They can be prepared in many ways, such a sauteed, grilled, stuffed, etcetera. There is more to mushrooms than drugs, internet...
Hey Dad, do you see the mushrooms over there?
Don't eat those honey, they could be poisonous!!
But we make mushroom soup all the time, Dad. D:
Yes, but those are edible, safe mushrooms
Ok...
by kermit37 December 20, 2020
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mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.
I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.
by BigDerty June 3, 2016
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mushroom menace

A complete beaut wagon with a huge cock who has sex with a lot of hot babes.
by dglen September 1, 2013
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Mushroom Man

a fat stinky pro!!!!1!!1111
Person 1: Mushroom man is such a pro
Person 2: Yes i agree
by The Mushroom Man July 2, 2023
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Mushroom

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
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Punchin Mushrooms

When two guys with small uncircumcised penis’ bump the head of their penis’ together
Hey bro you ready to start punchin mushrooms
by Sergeant Sassy Legs July 6, 2021
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Mushroom Headed

Dipping an erect penis in ketchup or similar sauce and smacking it across another persons face.
It was hilarious. Lindsey fell asleep on the couch and Johnny mushroom headed her!
by Vendetta49 August 27, 2022
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