Mushroom

A type of fungus that can be edible or poisonous. They can be prepared in many ways, such a sauteed, grilled, stuffed, etcetera. There is more to mushrooms than drugs, internet...

Hey Dad, do you see the mushrooms over there?
Don't eat those honey, they could be poisonous!!
But we make mushroom soup all the time, Dad. D:
Yes, but those are edible, safe mushrooms
Ok...

by kermit37 December 20, 2020

mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.

I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.

by BigDerty June 3, 2016

mushroom menace

A complete beaut wagon with a huge cock who has sex with a lot of hot babes.

that guy is a complete mushroom menace.

by dglen September 1, 2013

Mushroom Man

a fat stinky pro!!!!1!!1111

Person 1: Mushroom man is such a pro
Person 2: Yes i agree

by The Mushroom Man July 2, 2023

Mushroom

Something you eat so you can get high.

Wanna get high off of mushrooms?

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Punchin Mushrooms

When two guys with small uncircumcised penis’ bump the head of their penis’ together

Hey bro you ready to start punchin mushrooms

by Sergeant Sassy Legs July 6, 2021

Mushroom Headed

Dipping an erect penis in ketchup or similar sauce and smacking it across another persons face.

It was hilarious. Lindsey fell asleep on the couch and Johnny mushroom headed her!

by Vendetta49 August 27, 2022