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space monkey

- Did you hear about the USSR's secret plan to mate humans with monkies for a super human, monkey army?

- I thought the Americans or maybe Hitler's scientists beat them to it?

- No, they just brainwashed their civilians to fight their wars.
- Right, no need for making monkies, they already had tons!

- But, yeah, sounds like some monkey business.
- Sounds dumb to me.
- So if a Russian goes up a in rocket, is that a space monkey?
- Yup.

We gave all those humans with low intelligence some alien-grade technology,
to enhance their brains and their intelligence.

What did they do with it?

They put a Monkey in space.
They nuked each other a bit.
And
They started brain control programs against their citizens.

What happened when you gave regular people advanced, alien-grade technology?

All hell broke loose when we gave those Monkies space-age technology.

I think we would have been better off with a bunch of Monkies in space.

What did they do with the electromagnetic mind altering, alien technology?

They used it to torture their fellow low intelligence monkies.

Guess we'll just need to learn how to live with these new age space monkies.

You mean space age monkies right?

Yeah.
Man, did you hear about the USSR's plan to mate humans with monkies?
Yeah a weirdo space monkey.
by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021
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Parking Space

The spot between and mans genitals and asshole.

This space can sometimes give a man pleasure or an awkward surprise.
Honey I wanna try something new. Can you lick my parking space?

Hey some of buddy’s tried a new thing called the parking space. Wanna try it out later?
by Skepticalnessess November 29, 2019
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penguin space

The area defined by the screen of one's iPhone or smartphone.

When one is "in penguin space," he or she is paying attention to the screen of his or her phone instead of what is happening around him or her.

First used in the William Gibson novel "Zero History," in which a character uses an iPhone to remotely pilot a flying penguin.
Questioner: Why would she walk out in to the middle of the street, where she was immediately hit and killed by a car, truck or bus?
Rabbi: Dude, she was in penguin space.
by ribblesworth November 17, 2010
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Space SMP

A minecraft server ran by Spaceficial, that features a bunch of adults, two traumatized kids, and an ipad toddler. they all commit varying war crimes.
"Did you see that new lore stream on space smp?"
"yeah, the one where space gaslights all her adopted kids"
by Sunstream7 December 20, 2021
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Space bae

An extraterrestrial significant other. Can also mean a girlfriend or boyfriend that lives really far away.
Celebrating my first anniversary on video chat tonight with Space Bae.
by mbillings October 28, 2017
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Positive Space

is around someone that is happy
bob: go say hi to kt she has Positive Space it will make you happy
by student420365 February 22, 2010
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space daddy

Space daddy: SHIRO FROM VOLTRON!!!! He is such a fucking queeeeeeen 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈
by hellspirit April 5, 2019
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