Hey bro, you just took a really loud poop! I could hear your farts from the bedroom. What the fuck did you eat?
by Auscar1 February 19, 2015
Get the Loud poop mug.When you get the feeling that you have to poop when you're in a hurry to be somewhere else but when you attempt to poop there's nothing. You worry it will be the real deal when you get to your next destination.
Sorry I'm late, I've been stuck in poop limbo for over an hour. I hope it doesn't hit me during my meeting with the president.
by Shuda Wuda 'Cuda June 9, 2015
Get the Poop limbo mug.A rare occurrence for most. But for a select, fortunate few this can happen on a number of occasions in their lifetime.
n; The finely smooth turd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. Just when you think it can't get better you look down to admire the specimen you've created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.
Perfection Poop.
n; The finely smooth turd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. Just when you think it can't get better you look down to admire the specimen you've created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.
Perfection Poop.
Sally: "Did you just...?"
Anthony: "Yes. I produced my first Perfection Poop."
Sally: "I love you so much."
Anthony: "Yes. I produced my first Perfection Poop."
Sally: "I love you so much."
by damountainous October 23, 2011
Get the Perfection Poop mug.1) A little piece of poop with string tied to it so you can drag it along.
2) Someone who is being totally lame.
2) Someone who is being totally lame.
- Person A: Dude, check out my poop tugboat!
Person B: That thing is sick, dootang!
-- Person A: That part was banana splits off the nuts crunchin, but Mike was being such a poop tugboat.
Person B: Heck yeah, he being totally lame city.
Person B: That thing is sick, dootang!
-- Person A: That part was banana splits off the nuts crunchin, but Mike was being such a poop tugboat.
Person B: Heck yeah, he being totally lame city.
by nicoga3000 December 9, 2010
Get the poop tugboat mug.a term used to describe the act of popping the cork on a turd. you strain so hard to achieve this that it's actually orgasmic. you feel so relieved when you have a poop thrust that you go and name your oldschool runescape character after it.
by flossigans April 19, 2018
Get the poop thrust mug."as the tail end of my evening poop slid out of my buttcheeks, a wide pooping smile rolled over my face"
by b3nis March 8, 2018
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