jumpkick tall people month

during the month of november, one may jumpkick any tall person (5’10 or over) as quickly and forcefully as they would like.

my best friend decided to throw me during throw short people month, so in retribution, i jumpkicked him today :) happy jumpkick tall people month!

by xbandagebardx October 10, 2021

national ask the girl you've been talking to for months

ask the girl you have been talking to for months to secure that deal
get that girl and make it official

hey, did you hear? its national ask the girl you've been talking to for months.
It is? no way. I'm about to make it official.

by applebottomjeans2 October 15, 2020

buy someone with the name of a month a burger day

22nd of may is buy someone who has the name of a month a burger day.

“oh yeah it’s the 22nd of may, it’s buy someone with the name of a month a burger day”
“we better go buy April a burger”

by burger_lover. May 22, 2024

No Shirt Month

October is National no shirt month because the weather is still a little warm, and not too cold so you should keep your shirt off while it lasts!

Guy: come on just take it off!
Girl: but why?
Guy: because it’s October! National no shirt month!

by Joe Mamma’s a hoe October 26, 2019

kick short people into the sun month!

during the whole of october it is now KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!

"its KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!!!!" "oh shit"

by muhahahahhahaha October 25, 2023

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Chopper Mutilation Month

During the month of November everyone who knows of the One Piece Character “Chopper” can, and is encouraged to, make art of or state how they would want to kill and/or maim Chopper.

This tradition started when the character became too popular, and thus annoying to see; so of course a group of brave individuals decided to deploy countermeasures.

“Hey guys look at this Chopper ima-“

“ITS CHOPPER MUTILATION MONTH FUCK CHOPPER FUCK CHOPPER HATE CHOPPER I FUCKING HATE CHOPPER”

(Crowd Chanting) “WE HATE CHOPPER, WE HATE CHOPPER, WE HATE CHOPPER”

by R.B Avery November 08, 2022