by Henrietta Edge October 11, 2025
Get the Midnight Piemug. Guy #1: you should've heard the midnight serenade coming from my roomate's bedroom last night.
Guy #2: Yes.
Guy #2: Yes.
by Norman Scharf October 30, 2008
Get the Midnight Serenademug. Also known as MF. Midnight Fornification is'nt when you have sex at midnight (although it can be done). MF is when your partner (husband,wife, whatever) falls asleep before you do and your feeling really horny so you try having sex w/ them in their sleep or you just wake them up out of a good nights rest because something needs to be rubbed. Something you should ask someone before marrying them. Some people think its weird and disguesting others find it great! :)
how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?
Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...
how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?
Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...
Guy 1: "So is Jane into midnight fornication?"
Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"
Guy 1: "Smart Choice"
Guy 2: "I know right"
Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"
Guy 1: "Smart Choice"
Guy 2: "I know right"
by Johnathan Bass October 9, 2008
Get the Midnight Fornicationmug. A person who often wake up in the middle of the night, horny and with a goblin like energy, starts having sex with their partner.
1) Dude! She started blowing you in your sleep?
2) Yeah she's my midnight goblin, gobbling on my d**k
2) Yeah she's my midnight goblin, gobbling on my d**k
by MoonshinerPhil September 17, 2023
Get the midnight goblinmug. by smallmouse99 June 24, 2024
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Get the The hokey pokey past midnightmug.