Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”

Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.

by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022

Holding Sausage

The act of being gay - created by Harry
Most commonly used as “pub talk”

“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”

by Dr Chef June 26, 2020

Weapons hold

An order that tells soldiers to only open fire when attacked or on command

The sergeant ordered his men to go weapons hold

by CommanderChase July 8, 2019

Hold the ramen

"Hold the ramen" is a sexual move where the male boils up 2 packs of top ramen, cools it down a little bit and pours it over his girl's ass and proceeds to eat it out.

It's important that the ramen cools down a little before pouring it over your girl because else the amazing taste of the boiling hot ramen will ruin the taste of your girl's ass.

Bruh yesterday me and my girl held the ramen hold the ramen

by Ramenslut September 25, 2017

The Fifth Grade Smile For Graduation Still Holds true

The Fifth Grade Smile For Graduation Still Holds true

The Fifth Grade Smile For Graduation Still Holds true

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

door holding bum

Also known as a DHB! The majority of these bums tend to hang around major transportation centers in NYC such as Port Authority and Grand Central. As the name implies, they are holding doors open and most importantly, waiting for your generous tip.

Where the hell is a damn door holding bum when you need one? Not only am I going to have to touch a dirty door handle, but I’m going to miss my subway!

by ZER21 October 5, 2023

National hold hands day

The day where you hold hands with whoever you can on March 9th

“Give me your hand”
“Why?”
“It’s National hold hands day”

by Yejdbdnd March 8, 2022