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SHIT, SON

1) a reaction to a really shocking and important story.
2) a way to say "that sucks, i'm sorry" after someone has told you something truly shitteous that happened to them recently.
3) what a father replies to a son when the son asks what is that in the toilet.
1)
kid: "i smoked soo much weed and then ate a pie out of the garbage..."
kids friend: "SHIT, SON!!!!!"

2)
guy #1: "i've had such an awful day. first, my pet fish died. then my girlfriend broke up with me. and now I found out that I only have 2 days to live.
guy #2: "shit, son."

3)
little boy: "daddy, what is that brown stuff in the toilet?"
father: "shit, son."
by Numba123 October 12, 2009
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Shitting in the dark

A metaphor used for when you're committed to a situation but are unsure how it is going to turn out. When you are "shitting in the dark" you have to complete the task whether you know what your doing or not. It may turn out to be messy or it may be a success.
Bob really left me "Shitting in the dark" on this one.
by Tommonz May 24, 2012
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Shits aggressively

The act of shitting aggressively.
Guy number 1: Oh hey!

Guy number 2: *shits aggressively*
Guy number 1: wtf
by Not a big boy February 2, 2021
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cry shitting

The act of straining so hard whilst shitting that you slowly weep, putting everyone else in the bathroom in an awkward situation
Person 1: Dude dont go in that bathroom I heard someone cry shitting.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.
by Dream Creamer May 18, 2017
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Shit staircase

When a group of people shits in the toilet, but decides not to flush, thus creating a shit staircase to the rim of the toilet
Cleaner1 "Those students are filthy bastards"
Cleaner2 "Why?"
Cleaner1 "They left a shit staircase in the lavatory"
Cleaner2 "Filthy Students"
by dirtydom February 20, 2010
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Superman Shit

the act of holding a unlocked toilet door shut, whilst curling one out
"fuk me theres no lock on this door"
"mate...dunt worry jus av a superman shit!!!"
by benster12 December 8, 2009
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Shit-astrophe

The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.
"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."
by The Bergmann March 2, 2010
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