janey jilling around

The female equivalent of jimmy jacking around. Screwing around when she's supposed to be partaking in an important task.
Amanda was janey jilling around posting pictures of cute nails and taking slutty pictures on instagram when she was supposed to be looking for a job.
by crudmonkey December 03, 2020
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batman reach around

sneak up behind someone and give them a handjob
I was standing in the store and somebody gave me a Batman reach around
by licecomb 5150 March 04, 2017
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Right Around on Red

Utilizing the center or even leftmost lane to execute a right on red when the rightmost lane is occupied by a driver intending on going straight (or too timid to execute a legal right on red.)
Mike - "Look at that moron in the right lane. Two perfectly open lanes to choose from and he is camping out in our way."

Me - "No problemo Mike, I'll just use this here center land and go right around him - the Right Around on Red."

Mike - "You are Batman."
by therealbluejuice March 22, 2011
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fecalmatter frump around

sex position where the male and female have sex then they do the perkulator while taking a dump, immediately followed by buttsex.
Honey, i wanna try the fecalmatter frump around because i like dancing and sex to be combined.
by Billybob Joe March 27, 2004
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Bogussy Footing Around

A derivative from the original definition of Bogussy. Similar to pussy footing around except it is used when someone is lying, cheating, engaging in manipulative behaviors, vowing to never like thirst traps on IG again and of course challenging your new man to a duel to win you after you are no longer under their control.
by Scorpiopath September 20, 2023
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Golden reach-around

A sexual act, typically performed by 2 men, where one partner performs manual stimulation from behind whilst urinating on their backside.
Man, Terry is in for a treat! Instead of the typical, I gave him a golden reach-around.
by Jonn Little July 19, 2018
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rolled around in doritos

See also Katy Brown...when someone is so orange from spray on tans it looks like she rolled around in Doritos.
She thinks she looks so tan.... But I think she rolled around in Doritos. Right, I think I smell Doritos.
by Fake people in denial. November 10, 2014
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