Wow

A wow means: a Whale Out of Water. This term is generally given to Fat girl or boy. A wow can only be said if he or she is as fat as a whale. The best way to tell a girl or guy he's fat is by saying they're a wow without hurting their feelings. This is because whales would think they are given a compliment, but actually you called them fat.

"Wow, Bethany, great day right?"

by The.Wow.man December 2, 2019

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Wow

Wow is a reaction with a suprising face! Or if your in that emo phase of yours like john over there! Hey john! Make an example!

Person 1: Yo!
Person 2: Yo whats up??
Person 1: Nothin much, But the ps5 lowered prices!
Person 2: Wow!

by a man that is in ud August 20, 2022

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Wow

An exclamation used during a surprising event of situation

Guy 1: Oh btw while we were texting about your girl mine was giving me head
Guy 2: wow

by YouCantKillaGod November 1, 2023

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German Wow

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).

Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."

by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022

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