Vanilla Chomper

A Black guy who eats out White girls

"I might become a Vanilla Chomper in the future, things aren't working out so well as of now."

by IlikeNiggers12345 November 9, 2022

Vanilla

(adj.) a word that describes someone acting unbelievably white; a stereotypical goody-two-shoes white person; a basic white person (as vanilla is basic and white)

Samantha posted a picture of her latte? How vanilla.

by theleftboob December 21, 2014

Vanilla Coward

Someone who will only have sex in missionary with the lights off.

You wouldn’t do that with her? That’s because you are a vanilla coward!

by DJGinjaNinja & the Corrupt COO February 6, 2025

Vanilla Snowflake

Drunk white boys that can't dance.

noun.
Person 1: Oh geez. -shaking head-
Person 2: what's wrong.
-Person 1 points to dance floor-
Person 1: We got ourselves a vanilla snowflake.
-Person 2 looks to the dance floor-
Person 2: -nods- I agree. That is indeed a vanilla snowflake.

by ~Blackstarr~ January 9, 2017

Vanilla cone

that $1 ice-cream cone you can get from McDonalds or DQ

yo man can you pick me up a vanilla cone

by gooseyp March 17, 2017

Vanilla Slide

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.

Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!

by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021

Vanilla shit

When you're in the middle of pulverizing your beef brisket but suddenly have to shit uncontrollably. You cannot abandon one need for the other, so you press on, climaxing at the point the turd leaves your butthole.

"Hey man, you were in the bathroom pretty long."

"Yeah man, I had a vanilla shit."

by Ghost_JoeBudden November 21, 2021