When a group of people shits in the toilet, but decides not to flush, thus creating a shit staircase to the rim of the toilet
Cleaner1 "Those students are filthy bastards"
Cleaner2 "Why?"
Cleaner1 "They left a shit staircase in the lavatory"
Cleaner2 "Filthy Students"
Cleaner2 "Why?"
Cleaner1 "They left a shit staircase in the lavatory"
Cleaner2 "Filthy Students"
by dirtydom February 20, 2010
Get the Shit staircasemug. 1) a reaction to a really shocking and important story.
2) a way to say "that sucks, i'm sorry" after someone has told you something truly shitteous that happened to them recently.
3) what a father replies to a son when the son asks what is that in the toilet.
2) a way to say "that sucks, i'm sorry" after someone has told you something truly shitteous that happened to them recently.
3) what a father replies to a son when the son asks what is that in the toilet.
1)
kid: "i smoked soo much weed and then ate a pie out of the garbage..."
kids friend: "SHIT, SON!!!!!"
2)
guy #1: "i've had such an awful day. first, my pet fish died. then my girlfriend broke up with me. and now I found out that I only have 2 days to live.
guy #2: "shit, son."
3)
little boy: "daddy, what is that brown stuff in the toilet?"
father: "shit, son."
kid: "i smoked soo much weed and then ate a pie out of the garbage..."
kids friend: "SHIT, SON!!!!!"
2)
guy #1: "i've had such an awful day. first, my pet fish died. then my girlfriend broke up with me. and now I found out that I only have 2 days to live.
guy #2: "shit, son."
3)
little boy: "daddy, what is that brown stuff in the toilet?"
father: "shit, son."
by Numba123 October 12, 2009
Get the SHIT, SONmug. A metaphor used for when you're committed to a situation but are unsure how it is going to turn out. When you are "shitting in the dark" you have to complete the task whether you know what your doing or not. It may turn out to be messy or it may be a success.
by Tommonz May 24, 2012
Get the Shitting in the darkmug. The shit that comes up soon after standing and putting on pants after already relieving oneself. Can even hit the five minute mark where one decides to hit. Sort of like a second wind for your butt.
Man, I had just buckled my pants and stepped out of the bathroom when that Second Shit hit me!
Aw weak, I hate when that happens.
Aw weak, I hate when that happens.
by chocotaco! January 13, 2010
Get the Second Shitmug. Similar to beer goggles, when girls that look like shit are infinitely more attractive to a dude who is drunk off his ass.
"Dude did you guys see Nick last night, he totally had shit specs on when he was grinding on that whale!"
"I left my shit specs at home, so I might actually fuck a good looking girl tonight"
"I left my shit specs at home, so I might actually fuck a good looking girl tonight"
by Alphabet Killer September 25, 2011
Get the shit specsmug. by Not a big boy February 2, 2021
Get the Shits aggressivelymug. The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.
"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."
by The Bergmann March 2, 2010
Get the Shit-astrophemug.