The stupid fucking circle that floats above us in outer space thinking it’s sooo cool giving life well fuck you sun all you do is ruin my eyesight for 2 minutes
Also the focus of an SCP-001 proposal where every living being melts into flesh puddles
Also the focus of an SCP-001 proposal where every living being melts into flesh puddles
by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA February 11, 2021

When it's time for her 10th protein shake of the day so she grabs your ankles,holds you upside down and gives you the human capri sun by sucking the nut right out of you.
by IntoTheGrimm May 5, 2022

What a sports writer with an agenda won't tell their audience is that the Suns were already the team everybody thought would be dominant, stronger, and faster, and therefore it isn't stunning when they win, it's stunning when they don't, because them not winning was never likely.
The Suns did what they had to do to win, there's nothing stunning or upsetting about that. It's what people thought would happen all along. Stunning or upsetting would have bbeen what happened if the Clippers got the win, since they've never been to an NBA finals, snd though they are a good team, they weren't the team people thought of as the top team.
by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021

by TWGuy June 18, 2021

The Monkey Sun God originated from the "Bloons TD Series," TD for Tower Defense, made by Ninja Kiwi. It is an all-powerful being who devotes most of its time to popping balloons that are trying to attack a monkey village.
"The Super Monkey was finally turned into the Monkey Sun God, the all-powerful balloon decimator. Also known as the protector of monkeys.
by Monkey_Sun_God October 5, 2022

by 5guys_and_a_baby January 31, 2022
