Simon

Hi guys! I’m Simon! I have two kids and they’re VERY SMALL and they’re asleep in that house just there so so you think you could just KEEP IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT! Thanks!

by HP LOVER GO AND READ HARRY POTTER October 20, 2020

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Simon

The best person ever honestly just so great and amazing there truly aren’t many words to describe them they are the most sweet or kind person you’ll ever meet and you should count yourself so lucky to be friends with one their so fun to be around and could talk to one for hours just so great

Simon is so fun we talk all the time if I could I’d spend every minute of every day with them!

by Ambe_r November 1, 2022

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Simon

A person who leaves a organization to play for a better team

Someone who chases letters

Someone who wants to add letter

Simon left the saints a team to play for the blues aa team
Ex- He had one letter a but wanted another one

by BoshaBenders June 19, 2017

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Simon Moment

A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".

Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.

by 911Jesus November 19, 2023

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Simon Viklund

The god of music.

"Hey bro have you seen Simon Viklund's music?"
"Yeah bro, They a banger!"

by [F2P] General Spy October 20, 2023

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Simon-ism

1. Something that is unintentionally kitschy, tacky, or of poor quality, but these flaws go unnoticed by the admirers of said thing.

2. Something that was popular at some point in the past, but that now seems lame in retrospect.

Argh, not another Another Simon-ism

by schmuly August 6, 2015

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