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A simp is typically named John, john tends to put bros to the side and ditch the boys on Saturdays to hang out with his girl, her name is typically abby.
Simp: a boy that puts a girl before da bois
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Biased empathy for women, lack of it for men - anywhere down to psychopathy; they can however have solidarity with other men over simping matters - pleasing, providing for, protecting a woman, etc; and even solidarity in the lack of empathy for men - abuse of or punishment for men, etc. Most men are instinctively simps. They can be trad/"conservative" simps or modern/"liberal" simps, the difference is the same as in trad vs modern gynocentrism - trads want men sacrificing themselves for society, expect the social state and men to provide for and protecc women first; libs build up more similar political & legal gynocentric biases, as a result imposing more intrusive control over men and their possessions, but they also want men individually more submissive to women, while ridiculing or calling abusive any reverse expectations.

In the most basic sense on the internet simps are those, who give more money to the makeup-wearing web streaming clowns or the already rich ones, overspending, because on some level they consider it their (imaginary) online relationship/friendship.
Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive, mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
by veinsofgold February 26, 2022
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A simp is a man whore who ditches the boys for girls

People that are simps are named Ben, Sam and Ryder

NEVER BE A SIMP
'Look, Ryder is such a simp'
'Yea but look at sam buying chicks clothes'
'Have you seen ben yet, buying girls houses???"
by Simp_Nation May 31, 2020
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"This is the 4th girl that Daniel guy simped over this week!"
by Sevvy11 April 13, 2020
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Something that you do for a girl that you don't do for your homies
Person 1: why are you simping for this girl
Person 2: because i have no life
by Urm ama July 7, 2020
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En person som gjør alt/ sier seg enig i alt for å komme på god siden av den personen.

Som regel en gutt som prøver å komme på en jente sin side i håpet om å få noe tilbake i gjengjeld
Se på han Erlend da!
Han har prøvd å komme seg inni buksa til hu der Emilie i snart 2,5 år, for en jævla simp assa, lol
by SmexiOlam March 9, 2020
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A boy who spends tooooooo much time with a girl
Jamie was playing Fortnite with his gf, what a simp
by My old handkerchiefs September 10, 2020
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