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30 seconds or less

when a man and a women attempt to have sex and climax on an elevator before it reaches the top floor of the building.
dude, i almost didn't make it in 30 seconds or less. the doors opened while i was pulling up my pants!
by Demented Macintosh December 8, 2009
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gone in 60 seconds

A person who gets drunk shockingly fast after only a moderate amount of alcohol.
Dude, was Chizzle at the party last night?

Yeah, he was gone in 60 seconds.
by LilJonathan April 21, 2007
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8 second rodeo

Have a bunch of friends hide in the closet or in the next room. Get a girl, while doing her doggy style take her hair in one big fist and have your friends jump in and start cheering. Try to maintain the grip for 8 seconds.
Mmmmh Eric thats nice... (friends run in the room) Hey Hey there ya go man YYEEAAHHH 8 second rodeo time, hahahaha. You fuckin ass hole Eric! YYEEHHAAA
by Eric Domes September 24, 2008
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second-night syndrome

sometimes known as SNS. occurs when actors or tech crew in a play get cocky over their opening night performances and slack off on the second night, resulting in a horrible show.
Director: What happened tonight? This show was horrible!
Actor: Sorry, Mr Jones. We got second-night syndrome.
by anthony pazo April 27, 2007
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second wave veganism

New, improved veganism, that is more about saying yes to things instead of being all negative and saying no. Some of these things can be, for example, meat.
Jill: You're not a vegan.
Jane: I'm new wave vegan, it's a second wave veganism.
Jane: Veganism for me is about saying yes to things... even meat.
Susan: Well, let's hope it doesn't get out of hand... we don't want it to develop into a vegan spank inferno.
Jane: If you like animals, you'll love lamb!
by Superior knowledge February 19, 2015
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second ex wife

the second bitch who took away half your fortune, meaning you now only have 25% of your money left, half of which your third wife will take away when she divorces you.
my second ex wife stole the kids and half my money, just like my first ex wife.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
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extendable second rule

Similar to 3 second rule, 5 second rule, 10 second rule

An (as of yet) unwritten rule that any food dropped on the floor may be picked up and eaten as long the person who dropped it states the number of seconds it has been on the floor and adds 'rule' on the end.

This is ever extendable for the length of time the food has been on the floor so can be used in any situation, especially if the dropped item is not easily accessible.

It is commonplace to wipe off some of the dust etc. before proceeding to eat
Person 1: Oh no I dropped my sweet under the table!
Person 2: No worries 25 second rule
Person 1: I thought that was just 3 seconds
Person 2: no it's the extendable second rule

*person 1 bends under table, retrieves sweet and eats it*
by JessieJess August 28, 2009
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