sam

shut up u gsssssssasasss omg u loser shut up i idiot omg i swera to god if u dont i will jump off the golden gate brideg efroms uicide problesms like depression which yuou gave me becasue u dont shut up omg u retareted ass stupid ass lil cool kid :)

sam

by camerup September 30, 2020

Sam

A sam is usaually found outside or near primary schools, They are nerds that rarely achieve. They prefer modes of transports like cycling or their white van because they touch children

oh look it the boy that touched me!
Oh yeh, thats sam!
RUN

by 1234567890oiuytrewasxcvb October 5, 2020

Sam

wife of valentino lang, hot. that’s all i got to sam

i’m marrying sam

by goplay”imy”byJUPITER!onyoutube October 5, 2020

sam

sometimes u like him sometimes u just want to punch him in the face multiple times

i like sam sometimes

by Hue iron bolt October 8, 2020

Sam

A communal hoe.

THE communal hoe.
The artsy type but still a HOE.
OUR communal hoe.
The responsible older brother.

"This is sam, he is a hoe, but most importantly he is OUR hoe." :)
"sam is good at art, he must be our hoe."

by Whyaminotrealevant October 12, 2020

Sam

The definition of an idiot, who also happens to be pretty.

"Look at him! He's such a Sam!"

by Spacey Lisa October 17, 2020

Sam

Sam is the most op guy u can ever meet, but dont meet him. TURN AROUND. He is BOOMER AND A SIMP.

Are you Sam?

by idakda October 20, 2020