When you’re asked to take a break from pooping a massive load so someone else can use the bathroom and then coming back to resume your poop.
by lucyiscoo1 May 6, 2021
Get the intermission poopmug. the act of deficating on 45° waxed paper slides, with the goal being to have the fastest poo down the 'chute'.
athletes take care to prepare their feces in advance, to be streamlined, yet sluppery.
racers can choose from slalom, time trial, or side by side racing.
athletes take care to prepare their feces in advance, to be streamlined, yet sluppery.
racers can choose from slalom, time trial, or side by side racing.
shooting poop for all your worth, racing poop down a sluppry slide for death or glory. "poop racing"
by rndmvoo February 20, 2009
Get the poop racingmug. A rare occurrence for most. But for a select, fortunate few this can happen on a number of occasions in their lifetime.
n; The finely smooth turd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. Just when you think it can't get better you look down to admire the specimen you've created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.
Perfection Poop.
n; The finely smooth turd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. Just when you think it can't get better you look down to admire the specimen you've created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.
Perfection Poop.
Sally: "Did you just...?"
Anthony: "Yes. I produced my first Perfection Poop."
Sally: "I love you so much."
Anthony: "Yes. I produced my first Perfection Poop."
Sally: "I love you so much."
by damountainous October 23, 2011
Get the Perfection Poopmug. The result of sperm being contained in a human anus and retrieving far to quickly, resulting in an explosive blow containing a stew composed of excrements and seamen.
by snarf dragon September 20, 2014
Get the sperm-poopmug. "as the tail end of my evening poop slid out of my buttcheeks, a wide pooping smile rolled over my face"
by b3nis March 8, 2018
Get the pooping smilemug. a term used to describe the act of popping the cork on a turd. you strain so hard to achieve this that it's actually orgasmic. you feel so relieved when you have a poop thrust that you go and name your oldschool runescape character after it.
by flossigans April 19, 2018
Get the poop thrustmug. i cant believe that girl stood me up again. thats a flat out load of poop-dickery if i've ever seen one
by EastCoastPowerHouse April 7, 2011
Get the poop-dickerymug.