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poop pebble

the small bits of hard shit that fly out of your ass super fast after you haven't gone number two for a few days.
'dude thats a hard poop pebble'
'I just made a really hard poop pebble'
by wigglenips November 22, 2013
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Loud poop

A poop with lot of farts and grunting/squirting noises
Hey bro, you just took a really loud poop! I could hear your farts from the bedroom. What the fuck did you eat?
by Auscar1 February 19, 2015
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Poop limbo

When you get the feeling that you have to poop when you're in a hurry to be somewhere else but when you attempt to poop there's nothing. You worry it will be the real deal when you get to your next destination.
Sorry I'm late, I've been stuck in poop limbo for over an hour. I hope it doesn't hit me during my meeting with the president.
by Shuda Wuda 'Cuda June 9, 2015
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poop attack

"I never should have eaten those hot wings at Tilted Kilt. Five minutes later, I was suffering from a severe poop attack and had to make a mad dash for the disgusting public bathroom. It was full-on colon distress.
by Meatsplash June 30, 2015
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Poop meitiner

When a man of asian descent becomes obsessed with poop and all things fecal matter.
This is so sad i mean just look at emperor hirohito, he has become such a poop meitiner you can see some faeces on his nose.
by Dr. Meitiner April 10, 2019
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fire poops

Explosive fecal matter, that happens after eating spicy or questionable food. It leaves the anus in scatter shot form covering the entire toilet in bown small cunks that penetrate deep into the water. It will burn your ass hole like no other sensation. The burning feeling will last hours so be ready for a long night of the fire poops
Bro I had some bad burritos and now I have some major fire poops
by Thepoopsloreguy May 24, 2018
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poop thrust

a term used to describe the act of popping the cork on a turd. you strain so hard to achieve this that it's actually orgasmic. you feel so relieved when you have a poop thrust that you go and name your oldschool runescape character after it.
i almost passed out making that poop thrust but it was worth it.
by flossigans April 19, 2018
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