Loud poop

A poop with lot of farts and grunting/squirting noises

Hey bro, you just took a really loud poop! I could hear your farts from the bedroom. What the fuck did you eat?

by Auscar1 February 19, 2015

Poop limbo

When you get the feeling that you have to poop when you're in a hurry to be somewhere else but when you attempt to poop there's nothing. You worry it will be the real deal when you get to your next destination.

Sorry I'm late, I've been stuck in poop limbo for over an hour. I hope it doesn't hit me during my meeting with the president.

by Shuda Wuda 'Cuda June 9, 2015

poop attack

When you are overwhelmed with a sudden urge to shit

"I never should have eaten those hot wings at Tilted Kilt. Five minutes later, I was suffering from a severe poop attack and had to make a mad dash for the disgusting public bathroom. It was full-on colon distress.

by Meatsplash June 30, 2015

Poop meitiner

When a man of asian descent becomes obsessed with poop and all things fecal matter.

This is so sad i mean just look at emperor hirohito, he has become such a poop meitiner you can see some faeces on his nose.

by Dr. Meitiner April 10, 2019

poop thrust

a term used to describe the act of popping the cork on a turd. you strain so hard to achieve this that it's actually orgasmic. you feel so relieved when you have a poop thrust that you go and name your oldschool runescape character after it.

i almost passed out making that poop thrust but it was worth it.

by flossigans April 19, 2018

pooping smile

The emotionless smile that spreads across one's face while pushing out a monster poop.

"as the tail end of my evening poop slid out of my buttcheeks, a wide pooping smile rolled over my face"

by b3nis March 8, 2018

poop shaming

The act of shaming a person or animal for their defecation.

I don't like to take dumps at Brian's house. All he does is poop shame me afterwards. It's total poop shaming.

by Le pew pew July 20, 2016