Poop cringes

The sensation you get when you need to shit, any you feel your bowls trying to push out the turd while your anus tries to hold it bac.
" I hope there is a bathroom near by. I am feeling the poop cringes ."
by Matyno_ May 15, 2016
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poop up

when you misspell popped up on your key board so now you are stuck pooping up🏴 ☠️
you: “*word*”

you: “oh no i didnt mean to type that it just pooped up on my keyboard
someone: “muehehehhe..😈😈😈 u poop up now”
by justiceforthesillyers April 01, 2023
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poop thrust

a term used to describe the act of popping the cork on a turd. you strain so hard to achieve this that it's actually orgasmic. you feel so relieved when you have a poop thrust that you go and name your oldschool runescape character after it.
i almost passed out making that poop thrust but it was worth it.
by flossigans November 04, 2017
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Courtney Poop

Last night I had a dream of being a Courtney Poop
by Shreksmybiggreendaddy November 23, 2018
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poop sled

A pooping technique invented by Carly McNeil. The technique: Prior to pooping, drop a few squares of TP into the bowl. Your number 2 will make contact with the TP and like small child on a sled, will proceed down the slope of toilet while on the TP, leaving no trace behind! This a great technique to use at a party or at home! Try it out.
Bob used a poop sled so no one knew he had pooped at the party.
by Redheadsaid December 16, 2021
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pooping smile

The emotionless smile that spreads across one's face while pushing out a monster poop.
"as the tail end of my evening poop slid out of my buttcheeks, a wide pooping smile rolled over my face"
by b3nis March 08, 2018
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poop tugboat

1) A little piece of poop with string tied to it so you can drag it along.

2) Someone who is being totally lame.
- Person A: Dude, check out my poop tugboat!
Person B: That thing is sick, dootang!

-- Person A: That part was banana splits off the nuts crunchin, but Mike was being such a poop tugboat.
Person B: Heck yeah, he being totally lame city.
by nicoga3000 December 08, 2010
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