Pokemunch

(In the Pokémon world) Food that Pokémon eat.
(In the real world) Any Pokémon branded snacks or food products.

"I bought some Pikachu shaped gummies"

"Yum, I love pokemunch.

by Miku Miku oo-ee-oo August 11, 2024

Pokemosexuals

One who prefers the romantic companionship of a cheap folding lawn chair to that of men and women. Showers infrequently. Known to get very aggressive and loud in the presence of o small children and anyone else trying to buy Pokémon cards before they have cleared the shelf. Signs include camping out in front of gamestops and targets in the hopes of scalping Pokémon cards. A more advanced example would be a card shop owner who hits every Costco buying all the Pokémon cards in hopes of scalping.

“Man it’s 6 am, look at all those pokemosexuals sitting in front of GameStop. Must be a drop today, save some for the kids”.

by Deucenburg September 28, 2025