Article of linen sewed by one's grandmother with which inadequate kissers practice necking because they lack the balls to go out and get some real world experience.
Said Doug, "Gee, as long as I have a soggy pillow in my bed, I'll never get to do the horizontal tango!"
by Mary Magdalene September 18, 2003
An object placed between two individuals sharing the same bed in order to prevent inadvertent or unwanted nocturnal fornication.
Don't worry about us sleeping in the same bed, mom...we've got a penetration barrier pillow between us.
by YAWA October 05, 2017
A woman with caked on make-up, usually found frequenting clubs and bars. When you take them home to bang them, you wake up in the morning with a ruined pillow-case from their massive amounts of make-up being rubbed off.
So after I banged that Pillow Case Ruiner last night I had to go out and buy some new pillow cases! Shit was nasty!
by FrattinHardCMU May 05, 2011
The full moon tonight is the perfect opportunity to try this antique pillow cum sponge... a gift from an unknown admirer. Who am I to refuse?
by I. Hava Vageen May 04, 2010
by insanebolt108 May 27, 2010
When two men repeatedly whack one another with their testis until one of them surrenders thus allowing the winner to egage in intercourse with the woman at stake.
by wlds3 December 30, 2013
Chris- Dude I saw you hooked up with that hot Chinese girl.
Me- Yeah, I buried my face in her tibetan fur pillow.
Chris- Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you.
Me- Yeah, I buried my face in her tibetan fur pillow.
Chris- Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you.
by rcraft92 September 08, 2018