Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents

Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro, my phone is blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwhich.

Let me see.

Oh, bro. Christmas is next week. This is a parental notification.

by nocharge December 13, 2023

step-co-parent-in-law

1- Stepchild-in-law's parent.
2- Child-in-law's stepparent.

step-co-parent-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Non-binary Parent's Day

Non-Binary Parent's Day is a day to celebrate parents that aren't just a Mother and/or a Father. It is celebrated on the 4th Sunday of July.

My parent doesn't like being lumped under mother's day, so we celebrate Non-binary Parent's Day instead.

by Jynjer June 16, 2024

Plate-feather parent

Parent who is woefully inadequate and ill-prepared for the duty of parenting for viable efficacy, and who, instead, liberally engages in the reproductive process for the sole purpose of ensuring that their progeny are made available for predatory activities, after the manner of domesticated hens and roosters...and human populations, who have historically experienced the collapse of their own societies, and now belong to another social organization, to which they have been forcibly associated, with hostile purpose.

The plate-feather parent viewed the son's emerging talent with a barely supressed anger, and so, used parental persuastion to induce the son to engage in a number of activities with the hope that the son would be brought to mortal ruin.

by ancestaera February 5, 2020

Prosecute the parents

Hey, if you find out the kid was bullied are you going to prosecute them too?

Hym "No? Just prosecute the parents and pretend your kids can't talk themselves into an early grave. Or that you can't do anything to get them killed."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

Parental Darwinism

Parental Darwinism is the complete failure of a parent at raising their kid.

She should get a award for Parental Darwinism with how bad she screwed up that kid by coddling him and teaching him to be nothing but a cunt.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025

parents in law

Pils is lazy way of saying parents in law.

BIL or Sil = brother in law or sis in law. Now u can figure what is Mil or Fil - right?

My pils (parents in law) are visiting this wkd. Prayers may be needed.

by abbrevoLan July 30, 2021