Mushroom Tosser

a comeback insult to an overly P.C. bastard

P.C. bastard: Racist!

Comeback: Mushroom Tosser!

by H.A.L. June 6, 2011

Mask Mushrooms

The growths you get on your face from wearing a mask for too long… thanks Covid life!

I’ve been wearing this mask all week I’m breaking out in mask mushrooms

by Maskedone September 28, 2021

Mushroom

A person who cant say Nicole right! Looks like a mushroom, tries to sing but cant attemp to do it right!~ oops

Stop being a mushroom! its annoying

by allan the mushroom January 20, 2017

shitocki mushrooms

the longer version of shit

shitocki mushrooms i left my bag in school.

by 1234567890-=asdfghjkl;;;'zxcvb October 30, 2023

mushroom treatment

When co-workers do not tell you anything and are actively feeding you bad information. Just as in how mushrooms are grown - kept in the dark and fed full of shit

He keeps giving me the mushroom treatment about this job.

by SummitXTC February 26, 2021

mushroom whip

when you use the head of your penis to smack a booty

"Rick is there any particular reason why my daughter has mushroom-shaped bruises on her keister?"
"That's an easy one Mr. Tarrowstein, I've been mushroom whipping her in the shower!"

by cecil d. May 13, 2016

mushroomed

Being kept in the dark and fed bullshit.

Andrew is getting mushroomed at work, they won't ever give him an honest answer about anything.

by fizux May 14, 2021