criminal
bum
loser
named after the former receiver of the usc trojans, detroit lions, and most recently, the oakland raiders. mike williams gained word association with these less than glamorous words largely in part to the manner in which he stole millions of dollars from two nfl franchises while arriving late to nearly all team functions, sleeping through meetings, over-ingesting hostess snack foods and forgetting how to play the position of wide receiver.
bum
loser
named after the former receiver of the usc trojans, detroit lions, and most recently, the oakland raiders. mike williams gained word association with these less than glamorous words largely in part to the manner in which he stole millions of dollars from two nfl franchises while arriving late to nearly all team functions, sleeping through meetings, over-ingesting hostess snack foods and forgetting how to play the position of wide receiver.
"hey guys, we missed you at work yesterday. where were you?"
"aw man, i mike williams'ed a fifty out my moms purse, bought some mushrooms and took a day off."
"you man, i woke up, got high and mike williams'ed a whole box of little debbies. i was in no shape to come to work."
"you know mr ford fired you two idiots. what are you gonna do now?"
"shit, we was talkin'... we'll probably go down to the state building and see if we can get some food stamps. who needs work if you can get on the mike williams pay plan?"
"aw man, i mike williams'ed a fifty out my moms purse, bought some mushrooms and took a day off."
"you man, i woke up, got high and mike williams'ed a whole box of little debbies. i was in no shape to come to work."
"you know mr ford fired you two idiots. what are you gonna do now?"
"shit, we was talkin'... we'll probably go down to the state building and see if we can get some food stamps. who needs work if you can get on the mike williams pay plan?"
by stu in the zoo December 9, 2008
Get the mike williamsmug. Mike Jones- "If u aint Mike Jones from the Swisha House with the Swisha house piece and chain..."
Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones!
Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones!
by James July 25, 2004
Get the mike jonesmug. Filling a condom up with water, much in the same style as a water baloon, freezing it and then using it for insertion, either on ones self or on another.
by defonezers March 23, 2007
Get the Icey Mikemug. A sexy beast Washington Capitals hockey player that is the best defenseman in the history of the NHL.
Also see sexy beast and Washington Capitals
Not to be confused with Alex Ovechkin
Also see sexy beast and Washington Capitals
Not to be confused with Alex Ovechkin
Girl 1: Did you see Ovie in the Caps game last night! He was amazing!
Girl 2: Um, I wasn't paying any attention to that no-front-tooth guy, Mike Green pwned. He broke a record!
Girl 2: Um, I wasn't paying any attention to that no-front-tooth guy, Mike Green pwned. He broke a record!
by JGoose13 February 15, 2009
Get the Mike Greenmug. The EmCee for Linkin Park. Majored in graphic design in college. Married to long time girlfriend Anna Lovejoy. Born Feb. 11, 1977, almost 27 yrs. old. Very hot, super sexxy.
by Jacki January 18, 2004
Get the Mike Shinodamug. A guy who will love you one day and not talk to you for two months the next. He is uber sweet and ah-dorable. Then he goes all bipolar on you. When your nawt looking he'll cum in your orange juice. Love him or hate him. On the inside you'll still love him and i'll kill you on the inside. But you'll get along great... hahaha
by footballchick14 March 23, 2009
Get the Mike Harrisonmug. by Katheryn May 16, 2004
Get the Mike Shinodamug.