Midnight Munching

A midnight snack.

My mom didn’t know I was midnight munching when she was asleep.

by Misty Marcaño September 17, 2023

midnight haircut

Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.

Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”

Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”

Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”

by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021

Midnight

Someone who seems pretty mean and edgy, but means well. No they don't, fuck you.

Brad: Woah, don't be such a Midnight, dude!
Dude: Fuck off, bitch.

by Some person, somewhere. December 5, 2019

Midnight stealth

The strategy employed by the ‘21 Philadelphia Eagles

The Eagles really midnight stealthed the Panthers last week!

by Puma267 October 18, 2021

Midnight kuala

When you litter a man’s boat with condoms in stealth.

I did a midnight kuala last night it went good.

by Magic tiger May 17, 2022

Midnight Beachball

2 men...4 woman. one beach ball.

Lets go midnight beachballin'!

by NaraTime March 17, 2009

meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight

On valentine's day, when you and your Everything meet up and you spend time together, and the feeling of pure joy overwhelmes your body. Just seeing their smile makes you the happiest person on earth and this sentence describes everything you would to for them. Midnight is the enchantment hour when everything is possible and magic happens, dancing is the emotion and feelings you share and moonlight is the light to your future :)

"meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight" it read.

by Dia ;) February 13, 2021