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July 17th

the day the hottest most beautiful sexy yet cute handsome gorgeous funniest most lovable people alive were born!!
Person A: When’s your birthday?

Person B: July 17th!!

Person A: Oh, that’s why your so hot..
by Chaiilatte June 19, 2023
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July 9th

Born on this day, so bright and fair,
Are those with hearts and minds to share,
With kindness and charm in ample supply,
They light up the world with a gleam in their eye.

July 9th brings forth a special breed,
With a spirit that's strong and a heart that's freed,
They're born leaders with a vision so clear,
And never shy away from a challenge or fear.

Their wit and humor are hard to match,
And their words can light up any catch,
With a joy for life that's simply contagious,
They inspire others to live life outrageously.

So here's to those born on July 9th,
May their lives be filled with love and light,
May they always shine with the warmth of the sun,
And bring happiness to everyone.
If you were born on July 9th thank you.
by Cloud 24 June 24, 2023
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July 2th

If you were born on this day you are gorgeous outside and in the inside
You are also cute and protective, you are amazing and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
"Wait, are you born on July 2th? Daaaaamn, you must be amazing"
by Fiku Miku January 21, 2021
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22nd July

Person 1: "Hey it's 22nd July"
Person 2: "Yeah its Cam appreciation day"
by cacam May 13, 2021
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july 11

july 11th is free slurpee day. So go get your free slurpee a from 7-11
bob: hey man today’s july 11 let’s go get our free slurpees!
jessi: aight
by lil.e.ramen November 2, 2019
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July 26

the hottest people are born on this year tall smart and gorgeous. drop dead gorgeous
"its july 26, hot people are born on this date
by parishdl November 26, 2021
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July 1

Rub a clit day!

Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums

Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!

You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that
Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic

Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today
by TittyTakerTank June 24, 2022
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