If you ever meet Juan Zapata you are a very lucky person. He is so fun to be around and talk to. He can talk about anything and everything lol. He means a lot to a girl that is 5’1, brown straight hair, and that is very hilarious. The way how Juan Zapata laughs, does his hair, his humor, his kindness, and everything else is perfect. It’s very easy for him to makes friends to lol. Having a Juan Zapata in your life is the best thing to have.
by IMO love November 4, 2021
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by korra mansion September 11, 2020
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EN: Bad person and an immortal man. A massive turncoat according to Cory Aquino.
EN: Bad person and an immortal man. A massive turncoat according to Cory Aquino.
TL: Uy tingnan mo, nagka-COVID si Juan Ponce Enrile, pero ayaw ni Satanas na mamatay siya dahil baka mapatalsik siya ni Enrile sa impeyrno
EN: Hey look, Juan Ponce Enrile got COVID, but Satan does not want him to die because he might be overthrown by Enrile in hell.
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by Shitsta_sucks July 22, 2022
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by Super_Salty_Boi November 3, 2020
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