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jessica alba

definatly if not the hottest girl in the world, top 5 hottest. shes kindof a crappy actress but who gives a shit? any guy would pray of getting with her.
when i have sex with my wife/girlfriend, i usually think of jessica alba
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Jessica

Jessica loves it when Mingus yells "FREEZE BITCH!!!!!".
by #sinktheboat September 24, 2017
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Jessica

A Jessica is a girl who thinks every female wants her man, when in fact no one wants him because she's been with him and his friends
She's a Jessica always thinking someone is trying to get with him, even though she was with his boy the other night
by Thatgirljay November 6, 2014
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Jessica Pond

1. A woman who will blow as much dick as possible until she gets whats she wants.
2. A woman who will sleep with any man until she gets what she wants.
3. A self proclaimed whore.
The teacher won't give me an A, I better step my Jessica Pond game up.
My boyfriend wont do what I say, I better turn Jessica Pond mode on.
by FellowshipPond July 25, 2016
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jessica bacon

This girl, you might as well take a seat, is something else, she is truly the most amazing girl you'll ever meet. The first thing you'll notice is her eyes, careful they are very easy to get lost in. The next thing would have to be her smile, it literally lights up the room and is the cutest thing ever. Next is her laugh, now that will have you tripping over yourself because it's the most adorable thing ever. Her body, well It's perfect we are going to leave it at that ;) She is by far the kindest girl ever, she's very smart, she's really funny, you can really have a good time with her. This girl is also the most loving girl you'll know, she treats her man like he's the only guy in the world and he is lucky to have her. This girl is one of a kind, and she truly is a gift from God
Guy 1
Do you see her i think thats jessica bacon, daaaamn

Mr.Bacon
Piss off, shes mine
by Sweatybridge January 25, 2017
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Jessica

Jessica is a straight up person. If you ask her if you look bad or if there's something out of place, you can count on her to tell you the 100% actual truth. She isn't good at giving hugs or comforting people, but knows how to make you smile by just being herself, like getting food on her teeth. She is still a good friend even if she is a pro at gossiping about other people. But if you don't like a person then she won't as well... oh yeah she is going to go to Harvard one day as well.
"Listen to Jessica she's smart."

"Jessica you have food in your teeth" *as she smiles*
by jgergeruofnoejnfj May 26, 2018
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