cackoffice jockey

1., someone whom prefers to hear themselves talk over listening
2., a back stabber that talks shit about fellow employees
3., lacking spine and/or balls to confront situations like an adult

4., prefers utilizing back stabbing skills to avoid work
5., a nosey coworker that rubber necks

Dude, friggen Todd ran into the wall because we was trying so hard to look in my office when he walked by!

-Yah, yesterday he was talking for ours about you behind your back to everyone
That's strange because he only ever wants to tell me about his weekend - doesn't want to hear about mine
-He is such a cackoffice jockey

by revere jr. December 4, 2020

Chicken Jockey

When you Throw Popcorn at the movie theater,and damage property

OH My fucking god,He Said The thing! Chicken Jockey!

by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025

river jockey

Another discription for an illegal entering the country by way of swimming across a river.

A. Hey mexican friend?
B. Mexican friend: Yes
A. I got a new one....
B. Lets hear it....
A. River jockey....
B. Mexican friend approves.

by Mr. Flannery ESQ. November 13, 2011

Stick Jockey

Slang term for those who are exclusively attracted to Lacrosse players.

Your sister is a stick jockey, she only goes for lax bros.

by StickJockey February 23, 2023

knob jockey

one who likes who like to ride knob

mom: morgan why do you have to be such a knob jockey?
morgan k: sorry mom, i just love knob!!

by blacklover19 November 2, 2008

chode jockey

A jokey of chode; one who rides chodes for a living; professional chode rider.

A person who likes to ride dick can be male or female.

Someone extremely obsessed with the chode

Did you see that chode jockey over there?
You are being a real chode jockey right now.

That hooker really knew how to take a dick, a real chode jockey .
Why are you such a chode jockey bro?

by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022

Jockey

A tremendous meat rider

Bro: "my bro can kick your ass he's the best fighter I know".
Me: " ight bro stop jockeying that MF".

by Ugly ass💕💕 July 16, 2023