The equivalent of picking a single boll of cotton, the average time being; 3.4 seconds. This definition dates back to the 1800's when if someone was to be rushed or hurried they would respond with "gimmie one cotton pickin' second!"
GuyFace: Hey! you done with that there thingur?
GirlFace: Gimmie one cotton pickin' second! 3.4 seconds to be exact!
GirlFace: Gimmie one cotton pickin' second! 3.4 seconds to be exact!
by TheInfamousKiDd September 27, 2014
Get the Cotton Pickin' Secondmug. by LilJonathan April 21, 2007
Get the gone in 60 secondsmug. Have a bunch of friends hide in the closet or in the next room. Get a girl, while doing her doggy style take her hair in one big fist and have your friends jump in and start cheering. Try to maintain the grip for 8 seconds.
Mmmmh Eric thats nice... (friends run in the room) Hey Hey there ya go man YYEEAAHHH 8 second rodeo time, hahahaha. You fuckin ass hole Eric! YYEEHHAAA
by Eric Domes September 24, 2008
Get the 8 second rodeomug. 1. Always craving the attention the first born sibling recieves from parents; wanting the recognition from parents; Always striving to "one-up" other sibling, to hopefully recieve attention from parents.
2. Usually has some degree of rebel in them; mostly in the wrong when in altercation with first sibling.
3. Willing to fight to the death over petty things to show parents that first sibling is in the wrong.
4. The cure for this syndrome is when the First sibling leaves the household, therefor leaving parents to become attached to Second sibling, until First sibling returns to home for a short stay(s).
2. Usually has some degree of rebel in them; mostly in the wrong when in altercation with first sibling.
3. Willing to fight to the death over petty things to show parents that first sibling is in the wrong.
4. The cure for this syndrome is when the First sibling leaves the household, therefor leaving parents to become attached to Second sibling, until First sibling returns to home for a short stay(s).
Joe: "Mom, I swear to moses Mark punched me !"
Mark: "Mom, I would never do said thing, you know that, don't you"
Mom: "Of course hunny, I can not believe I am even questioning your integrity."
Mark: " Thank you, Joe is just going suffering from Second sibling syndrome."
Mark: "Mom, I would never do said thing, you know that, don't you"
Mom: "Of course hunny, I can not believe I am even questioning your integrity."
Mark: " Thank you, Joe is just going suffering from Second sibling syndrome."
by TPBruso February 25, 2010
Get the Second sibling syndromemug. New, improved veganism, that is more about saying yes to things instead of being all negative and saying no. Some of these things can be, for example, meat.
Jill: You're not a vegan.
Jane: I'm new wave vegan, it's a second wave veganism.
Jane: Veganism for me is about saying yes to things... even meat.
Susan: Well, let's hope it doesn't get out of hand... we don't want it to develop into a vegan spank inferno.
Jane: If you like animals, you'll love lamb!
Jane: I'm new wave vegan, it's a second wave veganism.
Jane: Veganism for me is about saying yes to things... even meat.
Susan: Well, let's hope it doesn't get out of hand... we don't want it to develop into a vegan spank inferno.
Jane: If you like animals, you'll love lamb!
by Superior knowledge February 19, 2015
Get the second wave veganismmug. Dood 1: look, I got a 100 dollar bill
Dood 2: (5 seconds later)... Dude, thats fake
Dood 1: I know, its a 5 second joke
Dood 2: (5 seconds later)... Dude, thats fake
Dood 1: I know, its a 5 second joke
by YT name: Max Mool ( Asian kid) May 23, 2018
Get the 5 second jokemug. sometimes known as SNS. occurs when actors or tech crew in a play get cocky over their opening night performances and slack off on the second night, resulting in a horrible show.
Director: What happened tonight? This show was horrible!
Actor: Sorry, Mr Jones. We got second-night syndrome.
Actor: Sorry, Mr Jones. We got second-night syndrome.
by anthony pazo April 27, 2007
Get the second-night syndromemug.