Shitting in the dark

A metaphor used for when you're committed to a situation but are unsure how it is going to turn out. When you are "shitting in the dark" you have to complete the task whether you know what your doing or not. It may turn out to be messy or it may be a success.

Bob really left me "Shitting in the dark" on this one.

by Tommonz May 24, 2012

Shits aggressively

The act of shitting aggressively.

Guy number 1: Oh hey!

Guy number 2: *shits aggressively*
Guy number 1: wtf

by Not a big boy February 2, 2021

cry shitting

The act of straining so hard whilst shitting that you slowly weep, putting everyone else in the bathroom in an awkward situation

Person 1: Dude dont go in that bathroom I heard someone cry shitting.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.

by Dream Creamer May 18, 2017

Shit staircase

When a group of people shits in the toilet, but decides not to flush, thus creating a shit staircase to the rim of the toilet

Cleaner1 "Those students are filthy bastards"
Cleaner2 "Why?"
Cleaner1 "They left a shit staircase in the lavatory"
Cleaner2 "Filthy Students"

by dirtydom February 20, 2010

Superman Shit

the act of holding a unlocked toilet door shut, whilst curling one out

"fuk me theres no lock on this door"
"mate...dunt worry jus av a superman shit!!!"

by benster12 December 8, 2009

Shit-astrophe

The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.

"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."

by The Bergmann March 2, 2010

Shit Gimp

Loves wearing a leather gimp suit and mask while being voluntarily chained to a basement wall and joyfully begging for more of master's feces in which to consume like the fuckboy slave he is. Master provides a fresh feast of feces daily for the gimps insatiable hunger for human waste through a 4" self lubricated pvc feeding system in the kitchen closet in which leads to the gimps lair.

"Shut up shit gimp we've got company, stop bangin on that pipe!!!"

by #12345 November 5, 2017