The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.
Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"
Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."
Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."
Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."
Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."
by TomKVideo January 3, 2009
Get the Facebook Newsmug. Jake -I got 1,500 friends in this cool networking game called Facebook and you got like 10. LMAO, you suck..
Marcus -For me it is more like Face-to-Facebook, like seeing my friends when not really being able to meet them in person.
Marcus -For me it is more like Face-to-Facebook, like seeing my friends when not really being able to meet them in person.
by Finnish-linguist December 14, 2009
Get the Face-to-Facebookmug. Someone who uses facebook for the sole purpose of complaining about his or her life even though their problems are minimal compared to that of society.
Jake: My life sucks and nobody likes me. All I do is play video games and get on facebook.
Rodney: Dude, people have it a lot worse than you do. At least you have internet access and gaming systems. All you are is a facebook complainer. Shut the fuck up and quit feeling sorry for yourself cause no one else does.
Rodney: Dude, people have it a lot worse than you do. At least you have internet access and gaming systems. All you are is a facebook complainer. Shut the fuck up and quit feeling sorry for yourself cause no one else does.
by preparation_H August 13, 2011
Get the Facebook Complainermug. A period of time in which you no longer have to selectively tag and untag yourself from photo albums being added to the book; you look good.
Person One: "I've noticed a large number of photos of you have been appearing in my news feed recently. Pourquoi?"
Person two: "Man I'm in my facebook prime right now, bullets can't stop me."
Person two: "Man I'm in my facebook prime right now, bullets can't stop me."
by Rowdy_Roddy360 February 17, 2010
Get the Facebook primemug. A term describing someone who only talks to you via facebook, and avoids interaction outside of it.
This is sometimes because one person simply wants another friend on their friend-list, but it can also be mutual.
This is sometimes because one person simply wants another friend on their friend-list, but it can also be mutual.
Guy #1: We talk on facebook all the time, and then when I wave to her at school she looks the other way.
Guy #2: Hm. She seems to be a facebook-exclusive. I wouldn't count on a real relationship with her.
Guy #2: Hm. She seems to be a facebook-exclusive. I wouldn't count on a real relationship with her.
by aaandreeewww September 20, 2009
Get the facebook-exclusivemug. The act of posting ones religious beliefs on Facebook on a daily basis when in reality the don't follow the advice they are giving to everyone else. Usually ends up on someones blocked list, or unfriended.
Friend 1- Dude why's your mom always talking about the bible on Facebook? Does she not know that no one cares?
Friend 2- Idk shes such a Facebook Preacher because all she really does is sit around and smoke all day and watch Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune.
Friend1- Oh OK.
Friend 2- Idk shes such a Facebook Preacher because all she really does is sit around and smoke all day and watch Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune.
Friend1- Oh OK.
by Draketehrobber October 6, 2011
Get the Facebook Preachermug. by Project7 January 19, 2010
Get the Facebook Bluemug.