ned-edward 

Possibly the coolest person you will ever meet. With penises ranging from 8 to 12 inches they are real lady killers. They usually travel alone and are very territorial. 95% of all Ned-Edwards are republican due to their beliefs that Obama sucks a big penis.

Synonyms: Ned, Edward, Ed, Eddy, Ted, ect...

Typical Ned-Edward conversation:
Ned-Edward: sup girl wanna fuck?
Girl: let's do it!!

Did you hear about the new Ned-Edward at our school? Yeah, like every girl has fucked him ten times already!!

ned-edward by thatoklahomankid January 13, 2014

Brendan Edward Zeller 

Pretty guy.

Massive Donger.

Has all the friends.

Hes kinda cool.

"Brendan Edward Zeller is really hot my dude."

Brendan Edward Zeller by REAL PeRSOn435 March 10, 2022

philip and edward 

they are very inlove and they make love evrytday the fuck 24/7 and kiss eat other. They like each other pog!

philip and edward r horny

philip and edward by s0xxhu January 22, 2021

alan edward johnson

THE GREATEST GUY ON THE PLANET...and is mine! =] aka Maples <3 He's funny, smart, sexy, thoughtful, he cares, he's sweet, he's the world to me and i love him! =]

Alan Edward Johnson is the best =]

alan edward johnson by Diana Marie DiNicola August 8, 2008

The Edward 

Lesbian Sex, Scissoring. Refurs to Edward Scissorhands, the 1990 movie. Also can be used as a joke about Edward Cullen and how he's a woman.

Did you hear that Katie and Savannah got mad drunk and did The Edward last night?

Spoiler Alert! Edward Cullen did the Edward with Bella in Breaking Dawn!

The Edward by carol equals ninja March 13, 2010

the Jacob/Edward tan 

When a person is tanned on one side of their body, but not on the other.

The trend was created by accident by lead guitarist in McFly, Tom Fletcher, when he mentioned on Twitter that he had accidentally tanned one side of his body and not the other.

Person 1: Oh, I've tanned so badly!

Person 2: You've got the Jacob/Edward tan.

the Jacob/Edward tan by donttaptheglass August 17, 2013

james edward lucas 

The most spazzy cunt there is to know but good to know so u can efficiently abuse him like a pet dog, small penis for sure but hey ho he knows how to work it. Take care of ur james Lucas as he is very vulnerable and sensitive and will usually go for the younger female/male but all round he is a very good down syndrome to have around you

Look who's fingering a 12 yr old, it's a james Edward Lucas

james edward lucas by Maddie7w September 5, 2017