Edwards middle school

This is the place where either you are poor and ghetto or white and redneck. All the white hoes here are hot cheeto girls that are friends with the black people or they are a annoying ass friend group who all love trump and like country music. There is also this teacher that has been working there forever that has really crusty toes. I’m not sure if I can name but iykyk. Don’t forget about the nice janitor and mean as hell cafeteria ladies.

Hey! Have you heard about Mrs _____ only fans?
Other person: yeah I sub actually great toes pics.

You can tell she is from edwards middle school

by Uglyasshoe January 3, 2021

Edwardness

it is how edward people are. edward is a term for bald & short people are.

the edwardness of that guy is unfathomable.
he is so edward!

by electroencephallographically August 11, 2024

Edward Pizza Hands

A person carrying two pizzas, one in each hand. Usually a restaurant employee, but this can also a apply to a regular person performing the same action, if this name is given them by a friend.

"Nice going, Edward Pizza Hands."
"Hahahaha, look at Edward Pizza Hands over here."

by Quinterrogator February 12, 2022

Clare Edwards

A character from a Canadian TV show called Degrassi, she is the younger sister of Darcy Edwards but found her true self once she attended Degrassi. She made friends with Alli Bhandari, Connor DeLauier and KC Guthrie (whom became her first boyfriend). After she got into grade 10 she got a new hair cut and ditched her glasses and met Eli Goldsworthy who would be her boyfriend.

Girl 1: Omg I love Clare from Degrassi

Girl 2: "Clare Edwards really does have pretty eyes"

Girl 3: "I can relate to her so much"

Girl 4: "I want to protect her so I'll totes fight anyone who does her wrong"

by ILoveClareEdwards November 22, 2020

Edward and Chelsea

Edward and Chelsea are the greatest couples alive. They're both into deep conversations. Both are very loyal to each other. Both of them are very attractive and are very jealous and overprotective. Both are very funny and usually tell jokes to each other. Edward could usually get boners just by thinking of Chelsea. And Chelsea could get wet by doing the same thing. Both Edward and Chelsea talk about real stuff as in lasting long in their relationship, getting married, and having children. Edward and Chelsea are the best couples yet.

*Edward and Chelsea walk past a group of girls while holding hands*

First girl: They're still together?
Second girl: Ugh, I wish I had a relationship like theirs
First girl: They're sooo luckyyy.
Third girl: Yeahh:(

by CheGhost5244 July 9, 2018

edward thatch

Ed thatch the true "blckbeard" pirate that truly existed somewhere between 14th 15th centuary. A british origin maater pirate who concored west indie's rum and gold. he used to take 2men to bury his treasure but he always came back alone to his ship ("only I and the devil know the whereabouts of my gold. The one that lives longer shall take it all!."is one of his known sentences)this great pirate death was by a british navy ships (mano'wars and frigates) and finnaly sword injuries and 7 shots till he died! U can simply know this legend of how mush the idea blaclbeqrd spread in our civilisation(jids shows moovies games like assassin creed....)and finnaly he used to shoot his own crew in night to see the bullets impact of flesh while he was eating rum wuth gunpowder!

Piratecaptain: u deserve it! Ur own black flag
Piratewithnewship: i can now rob as mush gold as i want
Edward thatch:why flying a black flag while u can fly a blackbeard
PwithNS:ay ay

by Thr Doctor August 15, 2017

Harvey Edwards

A fine British lad, who gets mad really easily but we all fw him.

Ayo Harvey Edwards

by Erex23 September 25, 2025