by grandmas little semen demon October 20, 2022
Get the carter birchildmug. Carter is the most amazing person you will ever meet he can be a Jack ass a lot but he will always make u laugh in the end with his dumb or stupid jokes and hes really hot and average height so if u find a carter love him and be there for him.
by A thousand years November 2, 2019
Get the Cartermug. jaedyn carter is a girl that is blonde and has greenish blue eyes , she’s very insecure but everyone thinks shes perfect
by peanuturlordandsavior November 22, 2021
Get the jaedyn cartermug. Carter is either a skinny legend or a big boi, no in-between. He is soft-hearted and sensitive, but does his best to hide it. He is a goofy goober with his bros, and a romantic with his hos. He has a soft, feminine side that is repressed by society, but that does not invalidate his extremely masculine side. He has a damaged self-esteem, but in reality, he has no reason to be. He is literally an angel sent by God.
by LostAquarian May 25, 2020
Get the Cartermug. A carrot forged in the deep aisle of a Japanese breast. This creature has no beginning and no end. Your cum, his feast. Your foreskin, massaging his toes. Your nipples, his fresh meat. He is a monster hell cannot contain. Sacks jiggle to the sound of his voice. His every step, a fetus is aborted. His arrival is your defeat. This 8-legged anteloped hog and is a specimen conquering every hole on the planet. People refer to this mythical creature as God's Erection.
My fetus is developing like a Carter. Meaning the fetal implant is being referred to as the lunar cycle of the fetal reproductive system, and release a failed egg through the clitoris hole and is proceeding to excrete buckets of 1% anal fluid.
by Coceater February 4, 2021
Get the Cartermug. When you pretend to be nice to somebody just because you feel bad for them and you will half-heartedly agree to plans with them just to cancel then last second because you really don’t like them.
by gurl u smexy April 28, 2019
Get the Carteringmug. Carter is the most loyal person on earth. very handsome and usually sorta dumb. Very down to earth and funny as is a fit boy/guy who plays AFL usually. Carter is caring and sweet but can also be a dick sometimes he is the type to date you for a few days and than dump you because he’s sick of you. He will still care for you but not love you. Usually got long blondish hair. Lips that have that little gap in the middle of his two lips. Usually wears the shoes called vans and most Carters are found in Western Australia. Overall if u meet a Carter you are going to fall in love with him !
Person 1: yo who’s that hot boy
Person 2: thats Carter my boyfriend why ?
Person 1: omg that’s your boyfriend !
Person 2: he used to be he dumped me after 4 days
Person 1: I’m gonna go ask him out
3 hours later
Person 1: he said yes
Person 2: congrats your very lucky
Person 2: thats Carter my boyfriend why ?
Person 1: omg that’s your boyfriend !
Person 2: he used to be he dumped me after 4 days
Person 1: I’m gonna go ask him out
3 hours later
Person 1: he said yes
Person 2: congrats your very lucky
by Heisdns August 19, 2019
Get the Cartermug.