The art of shitting with so much force that it is as if a cannon is going off inside your ass, thus creating an explosion of shit.
"Bro I just took the heaviest shit out, it got onto the seat and the rim!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"
by swankles May 11, 2016
The process of titty-fucking a female whilst placing brookside chocolate covered fruits between her breasts and taking aim for her mouth like a cannon.
by Yaa boi June 24, 2017
A Chokito sized log of similar size and texture, launched from a busted balloon knot with deadly force.
“that chick was tongue punching my balloon knot, when i nearly decaptitated her by mis-firing my Chokito cannon!”
by RangaNadz November 29, 2023
by Jack113 July 30, 2019
A vagina.
by George Wellington October 03, 2011
A person, often holding a position of significant responsibility within military, political, or business contexts whose words or actions are considered by some to undermine established objectives of the greater organization.
In our operations handbook, the section with the heading "definitive loose cannon" contains a picture of John Bolton.
by uncletrav May 16, 2018
Ultraskidded Cannon LEAKED!??!?!??!?!?! POGGERS!?!?!?!!?!?!??!? ?!?!??!?! OMG BYDGYEDSFAGHNBBDEFS G?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!??! FUCK!?!?!??!?!!??!?!??!?! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHUE3CDNSGFVTBEDGHFTRG OMGHNTRFJG OMG A SCRIPT, LEMME STEAL ITS FUNCTIONS FOR FUNNY11!1!!! aka the definition of a skidded script that stole all its functions
by Ultraskidded Cannon!11?!?1?!?? June 18, 2021