The opposite of a sausage fest.
by keithfairground August 20, 2015
I shagged her but she had a clotted clam. I had one cheesy helmet when I pulled out.
Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.
Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.
by Dick Onchin December 14, 2021
"So there I was with this chick, we got home from the bar and I thought something seemed fishy about the whole situation. She had the worst clam napkins like she hadn't showered in a week and was rode hard and put away wet, and stored in salt water"
by Red delicious June 12, 2016
by Mister Kleen March 04, 2014
The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.
Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.
Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.
Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.
by vag on the reg March 20, 2014
by Stanky D March 10, 2018
With a variety of clam, from the Bearded Clam to the Soft Shell Smooth Clam, many Clams can be found with Clam Jam. Clam Jam is a buildup of male ejaculation, that becomes engulfed in the clams natural frothy excretion, causing both to solidify into Clam Jam. Clam Jam can be identified on these Clams based on texture, and jello like texture. This makes for a wholesome snack on crackers when obtained freshly from the Clam. Most Women quite enjoy the Clam Jam spread on crackers with a cold glass of pink Moscato.
by Peter R Wong January 29, 2021