March 21st Get yourself some flowers you do more than you give yourself credit for, forget those who don’t recognize it I am and I’m proud of you
by Toxic.cookie August 29, 2022

Don't make your self the crazy goat!
It means don't try to look like you don't know something or you are trying to avoid any responsability
It means don't try to look like you don't know something or you are trying to avoid any responsability
Man 1: Hey you! Gimme my money
Man 2: Are you talking to make? (Starts looking around and suspicious)
Man 1: Don't make yourself the crazy goat!
Man 2: Are you talking to make? (Starts looking around and suspicious)
Man 1: Don't make yourself the crazy goat!
by Ismall December 26, 2022

by only_states_facts January 22, 2021

Yeah, I just found out the average size of a dick in South Korea is 3.8, in America 5, and JESUS CHRIST in Congo it is 7.6. Damn Marry, get yourself a man from Congo.
by duck_off January 26, 2017

you need some self-love to boast you up. Go shopping by yourself or do what makes you happy. Tbh you should love yourself everyday. Give yourself some compliments right now. Just a reminder: don’t harm yourself, you’re beautiful and perfect. Keep doing what makes you you and makes you happy, ily with all my heart.
Girl: Its December 16th, it’s “Love yourself day”
-goes to mirror-
Girl: “You’re stunning, beautiful, confident, hot, worthy, funny, and amazing.”
December 16 Love yourself day
-goes to mirror-
Girl: “You’re stunning, beautiful, confident, hot, worthy, funny, and amazing.”
December 16 Love yourself day
by million dollar puthay December 6, 2020

“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”
by LZ22 October 17, 2019

by Jordster June 14, 2014
