Boner Killer

When you are trying to get it in with your girl and one of your friends or siblings just happen to walk in the room and ruin the mood.

Guy: So babe, Whatcha wanna do tonight?

Girl: Well I was thinking maybe we could...

Sibling/Friend: Hey guys hows it going?

Guy: Damn, You Boner Killer

Boner Killer by KingRydah March 16, 2011

boner soup

when a group of guys get together and jack off and cum into a bowl, then they stick their dicks in it.

Guy 1: Dude last night me and the guys from work made boner soup.
Guy 2: fag

boner soup by whilma hanks April 21, 2010

boner slam 

the art of slamming your boner into ones mouth with agression and extreame force.

when the lady at the dmv didnt give me my licence i gave her such a huge boner slam that i broke her head in half.

boner slam by A-disquit April 7, 2008

boner jam 

jamming your boner into the wall to make it go down

Man i got this massive erection yesterday but my mom came in so i had to boner jam it

boner jam by Bawls November 7, 2006

Boner Appetitties

Boner Appetitties is the fanciest and most prestigious restaurant in town. It was founded by men for men (Although women are allowed if they are into this kind of thing). Boner Appettities offers a large scale of delicious and scrumptious 5 star meals being served by attractive women wearing nothing but lingerie. The women act as proper ladies should and there is to be no touching by the customers. If the ladies do their jobs well, the customer should not feel as if any more interaction needs to take place.

No dude! Lets go to BONER APPETITTIES!!!

Boner Appetitties by Brody Mayor July 28, 2010

Boner Marrow 

Sucking a cock until it ejaculates. Similar to sucking on a chicken bone until the marrow comes out.

I love blow jobs from skinny bitches cuz they're hungry as hell for boner marrow!

Boner Marrow by SrVnDaNk May 25, 2011

Boner Copter 

When a man gets an erection places his thumb and index finger around the base of his unit and swings it around like the blades of a helicopter. The boner copter is very versatile and can be used for any number of purposes which include :air fan, bagel cutter, drink mixer and is now being used as an acceptable method of transportation.

Sally says to her husband:"Hey honey, its really hot over here, can you come over and give me a boner copter?"

Boner Copter by Gmoney the great August 16, 2011