ur cat a bat

Probably the worst insult anyone has ever used, it was found in the depths of earth and used only when someone uses bad insults
Person 1: ur sister a mister
Person 2: ur cat a bat
World: *explodes*
by godispasegottgott April 01, 2018
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Cuddle the Pink Bat

1) Made famous by Twitch streamer Crumps2, a home run hit by a pink colored bat.

2) A euphemism for masturbation
1) "Back! Deep! That was a MOONSHOT, folks!"
"Time to Cuddle the Pink Bat!"

2) "Man, Coach's Daughter is hot! Time to Cuddle the Pink Bat!"
by Byte Man March 27, 2017
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Bat Shit Crazy

Some one who is so off the wall insane that they just do the dumbest, most immature, revolting things.
My Ex-Girfrend e-mailed my new girl trying to scare her off
She is bat shit crazy!
by Ouch! Don't do that March 21, 2010
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bat and two balls

male genetalia, male private parts,
a penis resembles like a (baseball) bat
and the testicles resemble like 2 (base)balls
Man 1: My bat and two balls hurt from fukin' Joanna all night...she sucked my balls and then squeezed them HARD!!!
by blthrskt October 19, 2005
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Right off the bat

Immedietly or straight away
"I could tell something was wrong right off the bat"

"China got the coronavirus right off the bat"
by Madlad' May 05, 2020
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football bat

something really big, covers alot of space.
That bitch was hit with a football bat.
by Tawny November 18, 2004
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Bat-shit crazy

Someone who has lost their FREAKIN' mind.

Some examples are Sherri, Joanie, Ashley, Tammy, Amanda
Whoa Nelly! Did you overhear their conversation this morning....Those girls are Bat-shit crazy!

I wonder what's wrong with those girls? They seem to have gone bat-shit crazy.
by Demands James December 30, 2016
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