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bullshit

(philosophical definition) -

A statement made that is unconcerned with the truth or falsity of a situation.
"This is the best car you'll get ever! "
"That's bullshit."
by jovyne October 2, 2018
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Circle-Jerking Bullshit

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.
"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"
by anon_king May 29, 2018
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Bullshit

A lie, full of lies, Bulls-shit
by Devilsheart June 11, 2018
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butt fuckin bullshit

When billy is sick and tired of customers and coworkers bullshit
Billy he's about sick of everyone's butt fuckin bullshit
by BillmfvNilli August 26, 2022
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Bullshit

1. When people say random shit to your face
2. Lies

3. One might say: I'm allergic to peoples bullshit
a random loser: OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOUR BOYFRIEND R*PED ME LAST NIGHT!!!
You: *Realizes you don't have a boyfriend*
You: THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT
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Bullshit

Not letting people get off work on thanksgiving
It’s bullshit how i’m not off on thanksgiving
by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS November 20, 2022
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