Napkin Baby

When your daddy cums in a napkin then your mom wipes with it and 9 months later ur ba is born

“mf is a napkin baby”

by hotmanass69 July 2, 2023

baby

the worst thing to ever exist. It should be legal to drop kick them on sight

friend: I'm gonna have a baby!!!
Me: No *becomes sangwoo*

by godlightyagami December 5, 2020

Baby-hung

When a person's penis is large compared to those on babies.

"You see Johnnie's cock? Dude's baby-hung for sure. No other baby's cock could compare."

by Ueberyak November 23, 2022

baby flinger

Noun. Person usually a drunken ass hole who acts bad but sucks penis behind closed doors. Tends to throw infants and baby's when their beer or other beverage is spilled.

That fucking baby flinger just threw my son!
That damn baby flinger reminds me of a drunken ass hole that threw a two year old.

by slyhonkeymuthafucka August 21, 2016

Nepo Babies

What happened to the best person for the job? It should be the best person most competent person for the job. Is a thing you have said repeatedly. You don't actually care about meritocracy. YOU want preserve your ability to horde opportunities for yourself, your cronies, and your kids. AT THE COST OF EVERYONE ELSE.

Hym "If you don't have a problem with Nepo babies you don't actually have a problem with DEI."

by Hym Iam June 8, 2024

New World, Same Baby

Some things never change

-"Man this covid stuff is really doing a number on me."

-"Yeah man, new world, same baby"

by Da Same Baby January 1, 2022

baby pedicure

baby pedicure- what a pregnant womans baby gets when you shove your dick all up in her pussy and rub it back and forth in the hole and your cum scrubs the babys feet and the babys feet get a good rub too.

The baby pedicure he gave me probably swallowed my babys feet.

by PinkHxrnySlxt69420 April 22, 2022