A dirty lento is when someone is when a woman on her period collects all the blood in a container then forcefully makes a man cum into it and puts it into a needle and injects it into the man's cock .
Me:Oh man did you here what kerrie did to Colin last night
Friend: didn't she do the dirty lento on him?
Friend: didn't she do the dirty lento on him?
by Ruben is a goon April 22, 2020

When you get a girl completely naked, without penetrating, then abruptly leave to go make a sandwich (must be deli meat, no burgers, hot dogs, ect.), and eat the sandwich, while finishing yourself off on her toilet. Then leave without saying a word.
He left without saying anything.
Are you missing lunch meat?
Yeah, how did you know?
He must have given you the Dirty Jarrod.
Are you missing lunch meat?
Yeah, how did you know?
He must have given you the Dirty Jarrod.
by DirtyJHuds August 24, 2020

When the greatest mom in the world has to give you the business making both ass cheeks bleed from a whipping with a random household object for talking too much shit!
by Bayoucrackerjj September 13, 2021

by The Real Jesus Hasselhoff January 7, 2022

A Dirty Shaunie is when you accidentally fall onto a dick and instantly regretted it and then you make up a crazy story to get you off and away from the dick you accidentally fell on
"Omg I pulled a dirty shaunie last night! So embarrassing had to get out of there, told him my goldfish's nan died!"
by Shaunie91:) January 28, 2021

When a male tries to do a split but ends up getting it from behind, this is normally occurring at lunch.
"Oh, remember Dereck? He left after I gave him a nice Dirty Rasp. I'm pretty sure he hates me but that's okay, his sister will only tease him forever."
by cacamoipipi December 9, 2021

by Handle is already used January 14, 2022
