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Dirty lento

A dirty lento is when someone is when a woman on her period collects all the blood in a container then forcefully makes a man cum into it and puts it into a needle and injects it into the man's cock .
Me:Oh man did you here what kerrie did to Colin last night

Friend: didn't she do the dirty lento on him?
by Ruben is a goon April 22, 2020
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Dirty Jarrod

When you get a girl completely naked, without penetrating, then abruptly leave to go make a sandwich (must be deli meat, no burgers, hot dogs, ect.), and eat the sandwich, while finishing yourself off on her toilet. Then leave without saying a word.
He left without saying anything.

Are you missing lunch meat?

Yeah, how did you know?

He must have given you the Dirty Jarrod.
by DirtyJHuds August 24, 2020
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Dirty Marlys

When the greatest mom in the world has to give you the business making both ass cheeks bleed from a whipping with a random household object for talking too much shit!
I knew when Mom dropped her belt and grabbed the fire poker my brother was getting a Dirty Marlys!
by Bayoucrackerjj September 13, 2021
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Butt-Dirty

Any object soiled with the essence of the posterior end of the alimentary canal.
She sucked his butt-dirty dick until she gagged.
by The Real Jesus Hasselhoff January 7, 2022
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Dirty Shaunie

A Dirty Shaunie is when you accidentally fall onto a dick and instantly regretted it and then you make up a crazy story to get you off and away from the dick you accidentally fell on
"Omg I pulled a dirty shaunie last night! So embarrassing had to get out of there, told him my goldfish's nan died!"
by Shaunie91:) January 28, 2021
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Dirty Rasp

When a male tries to do a split but ends up getting it from behind, this is normally occurring at lunch.
"Oh, remember Dereck? He left after I gave him a nice Dirty Rasp. I'm pretty sure he hates me but that's okay, his sister will only tease him forever."
by cacamoipipi December 9, 2021
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Dirty finn

When you dress up as a furry and piss in the other persons mouth while barking
by Handle is already used January 14, 2022
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