Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.

I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.

by Lumacurve June 12, 2018

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Get the Get out the rulermug.

Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonza

A quote that is used by Legs a character from the simpsons, threatening somone to beat him up in the gut

What's the matter you?
You ain't so big.
Me and him are gonna whack-a you in Labonza or gut

Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonza

by MeshueRay March 6, 2017

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Guns Get The Huns

Fully sick arm muscles (see guns) are the key to attracting females also known as honeys (see huns)

John: But do you have abs?

Bruce: No I don't but I have good arms
John: Sweet, guns get the huns mate

by decibel_spl May 4, 2018

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Get the Guns Get The Hunsmug.

Get off your phone

The sentence that comes from Mom's mouth the second she sees you having been on your phone for too long

Since I'm the only one in my class still having screen time limits imposed by parents, I worry if my classmates still continue to chat with me on WhatsApp even when my mom has said, "Get off your phone."

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

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Get Takeout

To taste a woman indirectly by licking her vaginal secretions off one’s fingers.

Magdalena did not want Mitch to go down on her that evening, but she did enjoy Mitch’s fingerings, so he decided to get takeout at one point during their foreplay.

by Angelo&Fiorella April 20, 2024

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