Your man is un-pleased with you, but you dont want to lose your virginity till marriage. So the best song ever was created Named "Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus"
DID YOU HEAR SAMANTHA GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BC SHE LOVES JESUS???
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved
by Pussy Poppin hand stand 69 April 10, 2017
Get the fuck me in the ass because i love jesusmug. I love you with all my everything.
by Sageey November 15, 2017
Get the i love you with all my everythingmug. Things you should do for someone you love
When daddy, and daddy love each other sooooo much, they suck each other's cock, and peg untill they can't walk.
When daddy, and daddy love each other sooooo much, they suck each other's cock, and peg untill they can't walk.
by Willysnacher1234 May 15, 2023
Get the Things you should do for someone you lovemug. by dilfslayer96 October 4, 2021
Get the what a drag to love you like I domug. Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.
Patron: Get a San Miguel please.
Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!
Patron: Just beer, thanks.
Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!
Patron: Just beer, thanks.
by wheaty June 20, 2005
Get the buy me honda, I love you no shitmug. The word rotation commonly used by males actively particapitating in World of Warcraft raids while communicating with their girlfriends via telephone.
The following is a typical example of the 'Uh huh, oh, awh. I love you' sequence.
Girlfriend: My grandmother's coming into town this week.
Male: Uh huh... (boss at 25%)
Girlfriend: I don't think you're listening to me.
Male: Oh... (boss nearly dead; that shit better drop this time.)
Girlfriend: Jesus Christ! My grandma died three years ago, Chris!
Male: Awh... (That douche warlock better not roll....)
Girlfriend: I'm leaving you for your brother...
Male: I love you! (*Wins roll against that fucktard lock.*)
Girlfriend: My grandmother's coming into town this week.
Male: Uh huh... (boss at 25%)
Girlfriend: I don't think you're listening to me.
Male: Oh... (boss nearly dead; that shit better drop this time.)
Girlfriend: Jesus Christ! My grandma died three years ago, Chris!
Male: Awh... (That douche warlock better not roll....)
Girlfriend: I'm leaving you for your brother...
Male: I love you! (*Wins roll against that fucktard lock.*)
by katsnack July 9, 2010
Get the Uh huh, oh, awh. I love youmug. Someones friend : “it’s national ask out your love interest day”
Someone : ”ok”
*later*
Someone : “will you go out with me”
Someones love interest : “yes!!”
Someone : ”ok”
*later*
Someone : “will you go out with me”
Someones love interest : “yes!!”
by Hijello August 1, 2022
Get the National ask out your love interest daymug.