Wanker

Wanker = a cringe lord, that wanks alot and breaks his clavicle while jerking

Hé Luuk Aarts, you're a wanker. But how dit you break your clavicle?

by Luckov January 24, 2020

Wanker

An individual that in this case is thought to be very kind and generous

“Look at that wanker over there” or “Oi you little wanker”

by BlakeWWFC February 24, 2023

Pod Wanker

A person who owns AirPods and walks around wearing their airpods all the time.

Look at Jimbo walking around wearing his airpods again, what a Pod Wanker.

by Oooo weeee August 2, 2020

Wankerism

People who drive 20 or more kilometres under the speed limit.

A car is driving 50km in a 60km zone for no apparent reason. This car is exhibiting a severe case of wankerism.

by Driver1612 May 22, 2020

wigga wanker

someone with an absolute whale of a cock, and loves to go around and wank anyone they get the chance to.

"omg that guy is such a wigga wanker"

by DIG BICK 8008135 March 14, 2023

Wanker wheel

The small thin tyre and wheel used as a spare wheel or as a set of 'cheap burn out tyres' often found in pairs on the front end of a fwd car often a (honda civic) or on the rear end of a rwd car (often a bmw)

"Look at that fella there"

"Aye he's got the wanker wheel on"

by Some sorta name May 1, 2024

Wanker

One of the go-to phrases of Billy Butcher from The Boys. It is used mostly when shit happens or Butcher wants to curse someone. In the third episode of the TV series, Butcher sends a gift to his bastard son Ryan, the word "Wanker" transformed from a vulgar curse into a secret only known between the father and son.

"Don't be a Wanker." Illegible handwriting
"Wanker!" Butcher to his imaginary self (The persona is a friend from the mission but Butcher left him to die in a shit hole)

by Arthur.zhang July 19, 2024