A dude with a micro penis who charges the same as a male escort with experience but who never lets u see by using date rape drugs behind closed doors , until u wake up in a room missing ur credit cards and feeling more horny and malnourished than before u fell asleep.
Definition: mini bar (Microsoft’s running apple) a product available for a third of the price on the street just the situation ur in forces you to pay for the mini bar service instead of walking somewhere.
by Cluttered mutt February 24, 2022
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Mainly used to hide around a friend or professors room or office for fun.
Mainly used to hide around a friend or professors room or office for fun.
by DisgruntledOrang January 29, 2026
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